Those whacky vegetarians. Definitely not a dish you want to make for that special first dinner date at home or for the in-laws:

A vegetarian or vegan turducken, made with tofu and other meat substitutes such as seitan, is called a tofucken. – Wikipedia

“A commercially-assembled semi-boneless turducken with pork sausage stuffing, roasted and cut into quarters to show the internal structure. This picture is not an authentic Turducken.” – Wikipedia